Missed me? Well, keep on missing me then.

Mmmmm hiatus. Yes, it's been awhile indeed. In fact, it's going to be a while MORE since I've lost my passion for GaiaOnline and other computer games.

I obsess over things (in case you haven't noticed already and if you really haven't you're an idiot) but the second I get distracted from them, it takes a while for me to get back into those things. And it's always a set of things like for maybe a month or two I'll MMORPG, do avatar art, and sing country music and then suddenly I'm drawing bloody picture books, reading fanfictions, and modding an ebook upload site. Makes no sense but that's how I roll.

What I'm trying to get at is: I'll be back at my raging and gaming eventually so try not to miss me too much. ;P

"Rare" n00b? Does Stalker N00b count too?

Kiyo mentioned the annoying arse called Ultimate Pheonix and I'd like to add something else about him. I was crewing with two peeps who were in a crew with him before they got with me. I'll call them Mewt and Chels (since that what their called anyways). Mewt and I were outside chilling after finishing a run when Pheonix came out and tried to recruit Mewt again. This pissed Mewt off and he then went into a calm rage on the arse. 

What is a calm rage, you ask? Picture an angel of death describing every one of your sins and why it's your time to die and burn in Hell. Now pretend that angel sounds Anthony Hopkins from Silence of the Lambs. Now imagine him standing like Batman over a crime scene, just before he swoops in and kicks ass. You got all that? Add on over 9000% anger and you have what Mewt's calm rage was like. 

I swear on everything sacred, the way Mewt ripped into Pheonix was almost poetic. I shed a little tear at his chilling denouncement. I wanted to set him up on a throne and crown him the Dark Lord. I think I fell a little in love with him. Or at least his unbridled, majestic hatred. (Good God, I need help) 

I won't go into graphic details about it like I usually do (since this post isn't actually about Ultimate Pheonix) but suffice to say that with Chels also ripping the doucher a new one and him annoying the piss out of everyone by repeatedly inviting them even after they refused him several times, no one was in any doubt about how much of a punk he was. It ended with the whole area finding out about how pathetically n00by Pheonix was and he was shunned out. How I love the smell of bitchy karma at the end of the day.

Onto the true point of this post! (I know I ramble. Shut up >.< ) Connie has a stalker. Okay, maybe not a real stalker but the dude is annoying as Hell. Should I say the name? (notice I say the instead of his or her. This is because I still don't know if it's a boy or girl) WTF. Why not? It's not like s/he can do anything to me. WaltDisneyHearts..........I think that's it. We only ever refer to it as Walty. (Okay forget this gender confusion thing. I'm calling it a him.)

The first time I was in a crew with Walty was absolutely my own fault. I sent the invitation because he seemed to be getting along with Connie and we wanted to get a crew and get our loot already. Eventually, I began realizing that I basically shot myself in the foot with a slow acting poison. He was ALWAYS talking. I know some my roll their eyes at me since I rant and rave but at least my junk is a bit interesting to read. This guy was narrating everything he was doing like he was in some nature documentary or something.

An ordinary statement made by me when I feel talkative: "Wanna hear a joke about my peen? Nvm it's too long! ;P"

An ordinary statement made by Walty at any time: "I'll back up healer. Should I heal now? Do you want me to help heal? I'm still back up right? /Hopes we get lots of loot"

And this is where I stab myself in the thigh with a pointy pencil for bringing this idiocy onto myself. It's not that he wanted to be helpful, I'd appreciate that, it's that he completely ignored me, acts like I wasn't just hauling ass and keeping everyone alive, directed all his questions at Connie, and then stuck his nose in the air and said he's leaving because there's too much drama for him. 

F*ck you. I kicked him before he could even suicide and go to null. And to make himself look even more like an ass, he IM'd Connie and whined at her about us. CONNIE DOESN'T LIKE YOU. You blind, annoying son of a nutcracker. (trying to cut back on the swearing since today I accidentally shouted "fuck" in front of a customer =.=') Connie only talks to you since she's concerned that you'll throw a bitch-fit and get ppl to not let her join their crews. (Connie is usually more no bullshit that me but apparently this guy knows a lot of ppl in-game) Two middle fingers in the air straight at you, douche-bag, if you ever read this.

~Poe