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Hey, ho, it's Poe! (/*◕ω◕)/*  *shakes pompoms*
Long time, no rageface, guys! How ya been? Did ya'll get cool Christmas presents? Are those New Year's resolutions already down the drain?\


Today's kick-and-scream is not limited to the little world of GaiaOnline's zOMG! game. Today, it's about how ppl talk/chat/squiggle in ways that makes me want to falcon punch a Ballchinian right in the throat.


It happens everywhere! You could be casually derping around in your favourite forum, reading about new discoveries or funny crew stories and then BAM:


(illiterate fag): " LOL bro meh last looser krew was woser then ur!!121!!!! we pwn'in n (insert low-level area here) & den demz (insert pathetically easy monster here) wore kkiln us butt eye staid alife wile teh llozehs n da krew got dayz'd BWAABAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! :'D 1 gurl try'd 2 revive but I let de munstores keel her cuz she tolt meh to shups n figt. Fack dem! I rooolz.


And you're all like /headdeskheaddeskheaddesk WHY WON'T THIS DESK KILL ME!?
(PS. if you could read that, you deserve a medal since I had to turn my brain inside-out and upside-down to type like that) The n00by story aside, how does anyone even come up with that way of spelling words? It takes longer to spell the words in-correctly than it does to just do it right. I get abbreviations, those are fine, but meh for my or me doesn't even make sense since it's spelled longer than the words it's replacing.


I can't stand this kind of type unless it's for trolling with your friends and you know it's not srs. But at the very least, I can cipher out (through hi-tech decoding devices and FBI funded translation machines) what the hell the guy is trying to say. Even worse than this (even with proper spelling) is the type of chatting that lacks any kind of punctuation, sentence format and defies space and gravity or thought.


I mean srsly, WTF is THIS?:


"Hey guys? Have you ever gone to the question of doubt that maybe sometimes down the lane of upstairs so hard that you when up to the downtown of sleeping on the couch you hiccuped on the Australia bunion hahahahaha everyone has a turtle there why?"


And then you sit there with your head cocked to one side like an interested puppy and wonder how much of whatever drug or alcohol that idiot has had.


But the thing that ticks me off the very most is when someone starts yapping at me in another language, particularly Japanese. I don't mean to say that I'll throw a bitch-fit if I see someone using a different language, that's fine, knock yourself out, have a huge foreign language party. I mean like when some ........(restraining myself here)....person comes at me and we end up doing something like this:


(them): "Ahahaha, OHAYO desu!"


(me): "um what?"


(them): "occasionally in the evening I Kono gēmu o purei while listening to the latest Ongaku o from Malta! :D"


(me): "You do what listening to what from where?"


(them): "Yuu such a baka >:O Subete no kūruna hitobito wa watashi no itte iru koto ga shitte irudarou."

(me): "You know what, asshole? Eat shit and die. :/ "

I speak-em dat Engrish, yo. Try it out sometimes; all the cool kids are doing it.


 Why bother talking to someone in a language that you don't really know to purposely irritate someone who doesn't understand? I speak Thai; you won't see me going to South Dakota and babbling at someone in Thai when I know they won't understand me. It doesn't impress ppl nor does it make you look intelligent.


~Poe