The First to Die

Since I spent some time making the blog, I actually don't remember the names of the chicks that inspired us to make this DeathNote in the first place. One was something like demon-hostess-cereal-wife (IDK for realz), another was something like titty-bopper4311. Maybe I should get Connie in to edit the names....

In any case, they need to go die in a ditch. There were at least four of them and I want them dead like this:

-Dropped in vat of boiling acid
-Given paper-cuts all over their nasty faces
-Rolled around in lye
-Held up to a mirror to watch and the acid and lye melt their faces off
-And have pictures taken and posted on their facebooks

I am a vindictive mother-fluffer.

~Poe