Keep that cool

Okay, it's been a few days. On top of my procrastinating nature, it was my 18th birthday on the 22nd.

 *cue ballons, streamers, and annoying party favors*

So, yeah. Finally legal. I can watch R-rated movies now (in theory. Mum is is still a over-conservative stickler), I could technically go buy some cigs....technically but I'd still get in trouble if I did. So much for being an adult. >.>

I have two cases of n00b-ery and ass-hat-ary to report today. One was from a few days ago and the other was from yesterday.....or today if you're in the Western hemisphere. I'm in Thailand so it's already tomorrow for me. (greetings from the future ;3) I'm not really going to say anything about toughcarlos since he was just your average retard that couldn't follow instructions but Lizzie-ho was a special kind of idiot.

Ah yes, Littleliz345. Or something like that. Remember that this was a few days ago. Connie, and three other cool people, the annoying ho, and I were starting a new run in DMS. To buff up properly, we have to reach level 4 rage for every rings. That takes some time to achieve when you're not actually playing yet and we were chatting while we were raging. For some reason, Lizzie-ho (as I like to call her in my head) refused to talk to any of us even when we tried to include her in the rage convo and sat near the entrance to the first cave in sulky silence.

I'll be the first to admit that I talk a lot when I have a good crowd of friends and cool people to chat with. But I don't just talk nonsense while doing nothing useful. For some reason, it takes me a bit longer than anyone else to rage the same way as it takes a lot more attacks to get my stamina down. While I was finishing up the last ring I needed to rage, Lizzie-ho got in my face for talking while raging.

"PPoe.(that's my username officially even though everyone calls me Poe. It's like someone calling you Isabella even though you prefer to be called my your nickname Bella), can we get started already?"

I was like, excuse me? I already said when we first entered the caves that I take a bit longer to rage for some reason and everyone else said it was fine. I had just finished my last ring before she said that so it wasn't because we were sitting doing nothing.

So were charged the room and took out some vamps really quickly. It was a strong crew and I was the main aggro so we killed them off easily and I took the brunt of the attacks (Which was fine since I did all the healing). Since it was such a cake walk, we continued with our conversation between attacks. All of us were having a jolly conversation. All of us were joshing around between attacks. All of us. (I hope I'm not being too subtle here) My point is, I was not the only one cracking jokes and yet she directed the scorn at me.

"PPoe, I know you like to talk but fight some too."

This comment offended me. Greatly. I told her so as well.

"I'm the one keeping ya'll asses alive. Notice how no one has dazed yet."

I'm the one healing their asses, taking most of the hits, AND fighting too and the little bitch is addressing me like I was leeching.  Connie was on my side as well.

"Poe's taking all of the hits. We rarely get attacked since she's aggro."

And when I moved in to attack the werewolf, She got in my face again!.

"PPoe, I know you have high stamina all the time (implying that I never used any because I never did anything) but let the us rest."

If this was said without any previous snide remarks, I would have taken it lightly. It's true that no matter how many times I attack, my stamina rarely goes under 40%. It's true. But to say that I'm not doing anything even though it's MY crew, I'm the leader, that I'm letting everyone else do the dirty work, that was just plain rude.

I was starting to contemplate kicking her from the crew but  figured that would be petty of me; She wasn't leeching and from what I could tell, her attacks did pretty decent damage. I let it slide for the most part but I stopped talking. That is a scary thing, when I stop talking. It's like the calm before a tornado. Like the dramatic pause in a horror movie before the killer finds his victims and hacks everyone's ass up.

We cleared the bottom cave and were moving onto the next one but we had to rebuff. It's universally excepted everywhere that after clearing a room, you rebuff for the next room. And once again, I had slow raging. Cue irritating comments about talking and waiting.

Lizzie-ho:"Can we start already?"

Connie:"You're so impatient"

Me: (in a peacemaker fashion)"Let's all calm down. Liz, we're raging again."

Lizzie-ho: "I can't tell the difference between raging and talking." (ditches the crew)

I was sooooooooo mad. My anger level was over 9000! I mentally called her every bad name I could think of in every language I knew. Ohhhh that bitch was so asking for it. And she's going to get it. She's going to get it worse than anyone else ever again.

Method of demise:

-Gets lost in a tropical rainforest that she was visiting with friends.

-Her friends don't bother looking for her since they were getting annoyed by her.

-After several hours of wandering, she falls into a pit filled with crawling leeches.

-The leeches latch onto her and suck her blood but don't do any damage beyond extreme pain.

-After several days in the leech pit, she dies of starvation

I could probably think of worse if I wasn't already bored with typing this post.

~Poe