Rage Quit

Connie, Kiyo, and I are members of Gaiaonline; that's where we met. We like playing the MMO available call zOMG! and really hate it when we're trying to form up a team but all the other players around us are, to use the over-used internet term, n00bs.

Ah, yes. N00bs. The bane of anyone's existence when they are just trying to play a stinkin' game. Just one little game. You go in, prep up so you don' get killed off instantly, kill some friggin' monsters, and get the hell out. HOW HARD IS THAT? How fucking hard is it to follow the leader's instructions and not be a pain in the ass?

Connie and myself have rage-quit at least twice already today and as I type this, she is trying to get a crew up yet again. After the first two times, after I held myself back from stabbing everything in sight with a kitchen knife, and setting fire to my desk, we agreed that making an online Deathnote would be psychologically soothing.

So here it is, the first post of our hit-list. This is going to be an on-going list of people that severely tick us off and the descriptions of how we want them to die. If you're not into rage, mass homicide, suicidal urges, MMOs, internet slang, or angry girls, GTFO now 'cause we sure are not going to stop for you.

~Poe